Getting Old Doesn't Have to be a Bitch

I remember when I turned 31. My daughter was 4. I did not want to be 31. I was really angry to the point I told my ex-husband if he even acknowledged my birthday with a cake or gifts I would throw it all away. I told my 4 year old Mommy didn't want to be old. She said, "Mommy you're not old, you're pretty." Wow! Out of the mouth of babes. I turned a corner that day and learned to embrace my age. Realizing this, getting older has been a beautiful thing.

Let me explain...

In your 20's it's all about growing up and having fun.

Your 30's are the time of confusion. You're getting older but you're still young.

40's bring on focus and structure

Your 50's are about enjoying life and learning!

I've developed some ways to enjoy getting older. They work for me so I figured it would help to share them.

1) Your birthday is a week long Federal holiday. Do something daily for yourself to celebrate. Buy something pretty, manicure, pedicure, massage...you get the point. Remember, it's all about YOU! Nothing wrong with that.

2) Walk daily - Doesn't have to be something fast. Slow, enjoyable and relaxing. It's good for the body and makes your skin glow.

3) When you step on the scale, take 5lbs off. Always makes a girl feel good.

4) Weekly, do something for yourself. Whether it's reading a good book, having  glass of wine, or hanging out with friends.

5) Don't allow physical or mental issues define who your are. You allow yourself to be undefinable!

6) Always carry a Poise pad in your purse. Our bladders are getting a little weak so a sneeze might..well...you know, cause leakage. Eeek!

7) In you're not in the mood, there are two things you can do: a) fake a headache or b) fake an orgasm.

8) A little eye make up makes your eyes not look so tired. Even though I hate make up I will do this once in awhile.

9) Find the one positive thing about yourself. Look in the mirror and embrace your sexiness and beauty. Positive thinking keeps wrinkles away.

10) Never risk a fart.

Embrace your age! It's so much fun. I'm loving my 50's and look forward to my 60's. If it's as much fun as my 50's, I can't wait!